When you go home with a guy who uses a CPAP machine
Will someone PLEASE introduce the douches that create spam to heroin, base or crystal. They need a new fucking hobby. A debilitating one.Edit: Spam in the Internet sense. Fake likes, fake profiles, fake followers, “click here”(just kidding, click “HERE”). All of it.
When you show up to tea without your “ptown boyfriend”
Fortunately I am not the first person to tell you that you will never die. You simply lose your body. You will be the same except you won’t have to worry about rent or mortgages or fashionable clothes. You will be released from sexual obsessions. You will not have drug addictions. You will not need alcohol. You will not have to worry about cellulite or cigarettes or cancer or AIDS or venereal disease. You will be free. — Cookie Mueller (via mbos76)